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Whatever it
takes to get the fans voting it sure worked this time round as over
10% more SA members cast their vote and for the first time in what
seems ages there was no clear leader as the early votes came in on
line. Eight players were picking up a good spread of the votes and
by the time the ballot papers from the stadium vote came through two
players were neck and neck at the top of the leader board.
However,
before the winner was announced the usual gathering of players,
staff & supporters assembled in the Broadhall Suite to witness the
presentation of the SA spoof awards to selected members of the
playing staff in “recognition” of their unique attributes in the
dressing room.
Never
reluctant to dish the dirt our mole identified eight players who
picked up awards and there was also a special one for Dino
Maamria in recognition of his contribution to Boro’s youngsters
lifting the Herts Senior Cup for the first time in their history.
The usual
“tight wad” (there’s always one) went to Chris Day whose
framed citation will take pride of place in his Crooked Billet
pub.
Ashley Bayes
was hailed for his fruit cake tendencies and overall loudness to
anyone within a quarter of a mile radius, his certificate coming
with a fully laminated risk assessment form to comply with health &
safety requirements. Undeterred, Ashley bellowed his appreciation
while cradling his new prize possessions.
Again,
appearance always crops up on a regular basis and Ronnie Henry
(for his teeth), Scott Laird (for the size of his head?),
Lee Boylan (highlighting his dress sense, or lack of) and
Mark Roberts for his amazing similarity to Shirley Carter from
Eastenders were the recipients of framed citations to mark the
auspicious occasion.
Michael
Bostwick
had tried to put the disappointment of rolling his Mercedes behind
him, but our mole wasn’t going to let it go unnoticed and
certificate of totalled motor plus upside down model Mercedes on
plinth were presented to our own James Hunt the shunt.
Lastly
Steve Morison was the popular recipient for the least happy
award; his citation came with a copy of kids’ favourite book
entitled “Jonah the Moaner”.
Moving on to
the SA Player of the Year, we were delighted to have club Chairman
Phil Wallace step in for the holidaying SA Chairman Lloyd Briscoe to
present the trophy.
In 3rd
place with 12% of the vote was Ronnie Henry
2nd
place went to Chris Day with 19% of the vote.
The winner of
SBFCSA Player of the Year for 2008/09 with 23% of the vote:
Mark
Roberts
(or Shirley
as he will be known from this day forth)
The SA would
like to thank all members who voted this year, to Andy Green for MC
duties on the night and to the club for providing the food, music
and facilities for the evening party that followed. We look forward
to seeing you all again next season for more of the same. |